disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

• me: omg did i reply too fast
• me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless