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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:07:37 -0400

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:06:19 -0400

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:05:52 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:05:18 -0400

x0livelaughlove0x: A real pussy magnet

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:02:30 -0400

x0livelaughlove0x:

A real pussy magnet

me: omg did i reply too fast

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:56 -0400

me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:30 -0400

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:09 -0400

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl

rootvegetable: calvinjcandie: (x) #MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:00:16 -0400

rootvegetable:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

lanaisqueen: mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: halffizzb...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:58:39 -0400

lanaisqueen:

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

OMG REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT/SPEECH/GENIUS OMFG I LOVE YOU

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:56:06 -0400

sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:55:50 -0400

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless

"Love is merely a madness."

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:55:42 -0400

“Love is merely a madness.”

- William Shakespeare (via perfect)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:54:39 -0400

my mind is telling me no and my budget my budget is also telling me no

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:54:31 -0400

my mind is telling me no

and my budget

my budget is also telling me no

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:58 -0400

In case you haven’t heard this yet today, I’m glad you’re alive.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:42 -0400

In case you haven’t heard this yet today, I’m glad you’re alive.

plemelwarmface: Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:08 -0400

plemelwarmface:

Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be

heyitsthatabbychick: Beauty at its finest

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:08 -0400

heyitsthatabbychick:

Beauty at its finest

darneildtpg: I hope she knows how lucky she is to be the loins...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:42:25 -0400

darneildtpg:

I hope she knows how lucky she is to be the loins of Kellin Quinn